How To Take A Twenty Minute Break

1. Have a sister who works part-time at a catalog photography company.

2. Have the photo guy at the catalog company need to photograph a golf bag, and be sure he wants to check the size of the bag in relation to a person.

3. Have him photograph your sister with the bag, then Photoshop the image onto a golf course background.

4. Have the two of them, bored at work, decide to expand her head size just slightly:


5. When she e-mails you the photo, find it extremely funny.

6. Spend the next fifteen minutes using Photoshop to make it a family portrait, adding in pictures of yourself and your brother:

7. Okay, back to work.