Done

Written, rewritten, proofed, assembled, rearranged, printed, copied, bound, submitted to committee:




235 pages.
59,313 words.
346 endnotes.

Good golly.

For those of you scoring at home, the committee now has about a month to read this beast. Let's pause for a moment to pity the fools.

I pity the fools.

After they read it, then the five of us will sit in a room on April 13 and fight about the number of contradictions, wild speculations, and outright lies contained in the document. Once they tell me what to fix, I will fix it in time to deposit by May 4. And then I graduate on May 13.

Did I mention, "good golly"?